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Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

1. Anonymity, or, "Taken by the Faceless Stranger"

2. The Audience

3. The Sexuality of Terror, or, "Help, I'm Out of Control, Thank God!"

4. The Thrill of the Forbidden, or, "No, You Must Not!...Here, Let Me Help You."

5. The Harem, or, "When in Rome..."

6. The Closet, or, "Denial isn't just a River in Egypt!"

7. The Wardrobe, or, "I Feel Pretty!"

8. The Phonebooth, or, "Aural Sex."

9. Sex and Drugs, or, "That's Some Funny Tobacco in that Pipe, Mr. Caterpillar."

10. Boot Camp, or, "Why Do the Bad Guys Always Have the Sexiest Uniforms?"

11. The Ward, or, "The Sleeves on this Jacket are a bit Long, Sir."

12. The Garden, or, "The Great Outdoors."

13. The Stables, or, "Giddyap!"

14. Virtual Reality, or "Jacked In, Jacked Off."

15. The Bordello, or, "Dude Looks Like a Lady of the Night."

16. The Classroom, or, "Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler."

17. The Grotto, or, "Underwater Wonders."

18. The Lockup, or, "Drop the Soap, Baby."

19. The Gymnasium, or, "Who Likes Short-Shorts?"

20. First Timers, or, "Yes! I'm Finally Getting Some!"

21. Alone Time, or, "When I Think About You, I Touch Myself"

22. Bottoms Up, or, "Surprise! Guess's Who's on Top Tonight?"

23. Preventing Hypothermia, or, "Let Me Apply Some Liquid Heat to Raise Your Core Temperature."

24. Doctor's In, or, "My, What a Big Thermometer You Have There!"

25. The Planetarium, or, "Sex Under the Stars"

26. The Sauna, or, "It's Getting Hot in Here, So Take Off All Your Clothes"

27. The Mile-High Club, or, "Wow, This Gives a Whole New Meaning to Flying the Friendly Skies!"

28. The Theater, or, "Oh, is the Movie Over Already?"

29. The Conservatory, or, "Making Sweet Music"

30. The Playroom, or, "Wow, Santa Never Brought Me *That* Kind of Toy!"

Bonus! Holiday, or, "Let's Make This Special Day *Really* Special"